The missile launching system

For the fortunate few who had been in my passenger seats, i want to emphasize this interesting idea.

Title of Project :The missile launching system

Project Code : G.O.A.T-999

Project Funded by : The company where fakie works

Projected headed by: Smart gal fakie

Project background : This project is planned in 2 stages of development

Development ( Initial ): The missile launching system with automobile integration capability.

Core usage : To launch conventional projectiles about 81mm in calibre with muzzle velocity of about 600m/s on

1) Vehicles tail gating you
2) Vehicles on the first lane blocking you
3) Vehicles who do not signal
4) Vehicles who cut your lane at a deadly pace and distance
5) Red light camera if the user has accidentally beat the traffic light
6) Traffic jams
7) Any object the user piloting the automobile deem nuisance

Development ( Final ): The manpack version of the initial development, with similiar specifications

Core usage: As per initial development. On top of that, it should be designed for easy mounting on skaters so that
1) People who deem skaters as dangerous should be shot
2) People who block your way could be blasted off
3) People sharing the court that you skate in can be blasted off
4) People who skate dangerously pass you and pose threat to your movement could be blasted off
5) People you basically dont like on skates creating a nuisance can be shot on the spot.

Expected date of Completion : 31st August 2007

Related projects / words : Parade commander, manufacturing cheap ammunition, dream car, idiotic road users